I Love Videos

No. I hate video. Especially the homemade stuff that no matter how careful you are with it, you still do irreparable damage to it. No matter how meticulous you are, you'll still tape over the most important parts. No matter how carefully you time your imported clips, they'll still be just nanoseconds off, and it'll ruin the whole @#%$&*! thing. So it is with trying to create an anthology of all of ones exploits. You've no idea of how many really nice clips I've accidentally ERASED! I'm so mad I might have to go blow something up or break something, or maybe hug my teddy bear.

CHEMISTRY?

Aha. A more sophisticated bomb. A 20 oz. pop bottle. Fill the bottom with pieces of rolled up aluminum foil. Pour The Works toilet bowl cleaner into the bottle until the level of cleaner is slightly above the level of aluminum foil. Screw the cap on tight. Shake. Shake hard. When the botle starts to get taught, set it down and run. Be warned, when the bottle explodes, it sprays hydrochloric acid all over. It even creates fumes (sometimes) that are so powerful it made me cough hard. The gas created by the reaction is hydrgen. Obviously, this creates some startling opportunities, given that hydrogen is EXTREMELY flammable.